pregnant

something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night

Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

we're pregnant

A moronic statement made by men instead of saying "My wife/girlfriend is pregnant."

Guess what, we're pregnant!

by Not Pregnant January 25, 2008

Pregnant

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

by ThePurp December 6, 2009

epregnant

This is a common situation when having cyber sex without using an econdom.

SarahT69: Um..I have some bad news
BigGuy21: yeah?
SarahT69: you know when we cybered the other night? Well, I'm epregnant
BigGuy21 has signed off

by heino March 27, 2006

Pregnant Patty

The act of packing an extremely fat bowl pack.

"Yo, Will. Pass me that bong. I'm about to pack a straight pregnant patty."

by Johny Fresh April 22, 2014

Pregnant

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

by SlopNChop March 15, 2017

Pregnant Flamingo

A Hideous Drag Queen who wears hideous dresses that are so tight the seams are scereaming.

That bitch loooks like a pregnant flamingo!!!

by make you cry March 8, 2011