by Messican April 07, 2003
A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower
by Joe Harrold January 15, 2006
The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.
Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"
Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."
Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."
Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."
Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."
by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014
1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.
2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.
3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.
3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.
2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.
3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.
3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
by notawelfarerat November 12, 2010
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