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MOW

short for Men Only Whores
It is a game that, surprisingly anyone can play. It is a cross between golf and football. it is played of an unlevel field( with mountains and forests etc.) that is 2 football fields wide 2 football fields long. it is an 11 on 11 game. each team has 1 putter, 1 midranger, 1 driver, and 8 defenders. the putter has a putter, the driver has a driver, the midranger has a hockey stick, and the defenders have an assortment of anything from baseball bats to machetes. the object of the game is to find the ball ( which is like a golf ball except the size of a tennis ball) and get it into the hole in the middle of the field. there are numerous traps and pitfalls that most be avoided. the winning team gets to live.
guy: Dude Joe just finished playing MOW, he says that skylar fell into a pit of dirty hookers!
other guy: damn, that sucks. but if you're gonna die in MOW, thats definitely the best way to go.
by jxj-93 June 10, 2011
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Mow

verb
1 : to mow, to cut, to trim, to scythe, to reap, to lay in swaths
2 : to mow down, to cut down in large numbers, to shoot at accurately, to hit with gunfire, to massacre
1. I was going to mow the lawn, but I couldn't because my cat was laying in it.
2. This guy came up to me, and said, "¡voy te acribillar!" and I was like, "what?" and my friend who knows spanish said, "he wants to mow you down," and I said, "who the hell mows down one guy!" and my friend said "apparently he does."
by el tigre pagano June 26, 2003
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MOW is an acronym for Made of Win.
by roger_poger March 10, 2010
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MOW is an acroynm for "Make-Out-Whore". A MOW will meet at least one of these criteria:

1) A chick who does not put out and only exchanges saliva at the bar on a regular basis.
2) A girl who is always making out with random guys, but never taking them home.
Dude, the chick's a MOW. She won't go all the way.
by LaraCroft2011 October 21, 2010
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-Hey, did you see that bbw?
-looks more like a mow to me
by stankasshoe December 23, 2010
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Mow

To mow or not to mow is the question?

Mowing has been defined as cutting someones grass, or other wise just wanting to get in there and get the job done.

Generally speaking a nicer way to make your friends aware of your intentions of a sex prospect.
Oh My God, look at him.......i would mow that everyday!!!!
by pocket rocket crockett March 24, 2011
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(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)
Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!
by D'emon November 13, 2002
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