Move Shitposts 

Slang phrase intended to express to others an extreme urge to masturbate to, or feelings of sexual attraction to characters from the mobile game Azur Lane, without directly stating it. Used most commonly in official Discord servers for Roblox games to avoid punishment from moderators.

Move shitposts now.

Move Shitposts by sg June 27, 2022

Move slower than pond water 

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

Move slower than pond water by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

move shot 

the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !

you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot

lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!

move shot by michael foolsley November 15, 2021

move some freight 

To take a dump, to drop anchor, to throw a turd, to drop the kids off at the pool, to hit the head.

"Dude, I gotta move some freight"

"Dude, the warehouse is backing up. I gotta move some freight, now."

move some freight by Fat City September 29, 2006

We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens 

The sentence a Dire Straits fan uses to indicate he's leaving the room/area.

George: Wow, that was a fun night, man.
Bob: Hell yeah, bro.
George: You and Kyle gonna stick around for some drinks?
Bob: Nah, we gotta move some microwave ovens.

We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens by RockingRoller August 18, 2011

MOVE SNOWFLAKES

to sell cocaine, to deal in the drug

"I used to move snowflakes by the OZ
Guess even back the you can call me
CEO of the ROC." Jay-Z on the PSA (Black Album)

MOVE SNOWFLAKES by Sné May 15, 2008

Move Some Furniture Around 

An innuendo for suggesting sex.

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

Move Some Furniture Around by mynoduesP sI mynoduesP yM July 24, 2020