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Deer Mounting

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!
by ziggyzos December 16, 2008
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4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.
by the creator ;) December 13, 2010
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Mountview Middle School

A middle school in the smaller town of Holden, MA. This school looks like a nazi concentration camp with its tall blank walls and metal gates. The teachers at this school are ok but some hate children and/or are on a constant period. The office staff at this school can be rather bitchy. They decided to buy smart boards for every class, and an Imac for every office worker in place of working ceilings, doors, toilets, sinks, lights, a good gym, science equiptment, chorus room, bandroom, or an orchestra room. The kids at this school are either pothead jocks, sluts, smelly, stupid, or quietly homicidal. The kids here are so bored with their lives they spend there days crying, gettin high, or losing their virginitys.
Reeta:"So you go to Mountview Middle School, I heard its nice."

Samantha:"No."
by happy fart cat May 12, 2011
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mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008
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mounted up

To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.
I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.
by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008
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Bareback Mounting

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.
by Gary the Great April 6, 2006
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mounter

A person who mounts another person and thrusts multiple times.
The mounter always falls on top.
by Bro-ins March 1, 2009
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