bitch ass motherfucking cockface

What you say when you're extremely triggered.

Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!

by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018

head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit

When you use the term 'scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit' in relation to another person, the subtle implication is you don't actually like or respect them.

"You may have saved the whales throughout the 80's Uncle Pete in your charitable life, however, there's no getting around it, in this life right now, you are a scum sucking motherfucking piece of shit and there's no getting around that."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild.

Someone who you think you can trust, but actually goes behind your back every second of the day, without your knowing. Tries to act grown up, but proves that they are but a stupid little child on a daily basis with their immaturity.

I trusted her, and she told them!" "That's what you get for telling a motherfuckingfuckersonofawhorebitchskankhoefacedouchechild.

by LALALALALA1239375 December 6, 2010

motherfucking park jimin!!!

motherfucking park jimin!!! is a very good looking person. he is observationally cute, sexy, hot and all that other good shit i’m still too lazy to mention.

person one: jimin is so sexy!!
person two: that’s because he’s motherfucking park jimin!!!

by 1275_nina January 10, 2019

Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick

The only word you would use if you were that angry

Mother-Fucking-Titty Sucking-Two balled Bitch-With a Ping Pong pussy-And a rubber hosed dick.

Guy 1: "HA HA HA HA, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, JUST KILL YOURSELF!"
Guy 2: (Screams) "YOU Motherfuckingtwoballedbitchwithapingpongpussyandarubberhosedick"

by VISH_AZ November 20, 2015

motherfucking fucking fuck

Among the extreme level of f-word. Is used when you want to exaggerate your statement or inquiry, and you're out of sensible words.

1. What the motherfucking fucking fuck have you done you motherfucking assrape bastard?!
2. How the motherfucking fucking fuck are you going to pay the bills now?!!
3. Get the motherfucking fucking fuck off my lawn!!

by chrno July 28, 2010