Motard

An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.

"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."

"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"

"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"

"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"

"Sure!"

"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"

"I have FHE..."

"...motard..."

by NinjaSteve June 9, 2009

motard

Also known as a "Moronic Retard."

"Shut the fuck up Heather!!
Gawd, you're such a motard!!"

by C-ron July 15, 2005

motarded

Someone who is more retarded.

I dislike certain bands based on drugs and not their music.

by The Boy October 5, 2004

motard

A combination of the words moron and retard to emphasize the stupidity of a person's actions or conduct.

You are such a motard!

by Orville Bigelow March 25, 2005

motard

A moronic retard; someone even more stupid than a typical retard.

Most commonly used as an insult.

Harold is being such a motard.

by PlaceboEffect June 24, 2005

motard

One who has such a high level of stupidity that they are seen as both a moron and a retard at the same time.

You fucking motard!!!

by DT February 22, 2005

motard

A retard, only more so. A more retard.

I'm sorry Jimmy, you're only mildly autistic. Bobby has Downs' syndrome, and we at Hooters have a strict policy of seating customers in order of their mental impairment. See, the sign says "Motards will be served before Retards." Sorry, Jimmy. Stop drooling, Bobby.

by Der Kaiser December 27, 2004