Moises

Moises is basically a person with a big heart but has dark secrets and only tells the ones he can trust.He is a person that has a lot of girls that like him and a lot of boys that hate him.He is also know to be very smart and has a lot of different types of friends.He usually doesn’t fight but when he does his enemies wish that they didn’t get him angry so Moises is a person who will Also take care of you and Moises can get more girls than other Males.If you ever get in a relationship with him he is the perfect one.

Girl:Oh My God Moises is the perfect person

Boy:Shut up,I am better than him

Girl:You just jealous because he can get girls,not like you

by Mr.Know-It-Al482 November 9, 2018

Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Moses Maneuver

This is a maneuver administered to somebody who is trapped in a conversation with somebody with a voluminous mouth and feels that he has no polite escape. Somebody else (acting as Moses) delivers him (the victim) from bondage by calling their cell phone. The victim will say something like “I really need to take this call”. If the maneuver is successful, the talker (perpetrator) will go away. Also, when the caller identifies himself as Moses, the victim will immediately know what has just happened.

Look! Kevin’s cornered by Sarah. I can tell by the look on his face that he wants “out” of the conversation. I’m going to call his cell and administer the Moses Maneuver.

by The RogueWave February 28, 2009

Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.

Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...

by Filiosp April 14, 2020

nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.

"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."

by jc42069 November 21, 2017

Home Movies

The best show ever made. You will get addicted and start quoting episodes incessantly. You will probably lose all your friends.

Home Movies got cancelled because you guys didn't watch it. Now I have to buy the DVDs.

by karensavestheday September 21, 2005

Gib monies, plox

A nerds way of saying give money please.

Poland: Hello Germoney, times are of rough and i am of in debt gib monies, plox.
Germany: Nein, Polen. Go clean toilet.

by UnkownWolf May 22, 2018