Mormanistan

The middle-eastern nation from which mormans originate

go back to mormanistan!

by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007

morman

Tiny civilized religious people who have different ways of believing in God and Jesus because there grumpy little bastards! They can only said the word "morman"

look at those morman's what a load of douche bags!

by Robert Watt July 19, 2008

Mormania

The European homeland of the mormans, not to be confused with their origin nation, Mormanistan

god bless mormania and it's proud traditions

by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007

Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

mormania

the great kingdom of the crazy psychic dominating mormons. where the grand wizard rules all with his magic stick which steals 10% of your wages and attempt to forcibly baptise you!

0ahh i just escaped mormania with my wallet intact!

by Andy/Matt September 17, 2004

morman couple

A term used when speaking about 3 or 4 people. It is derived from the combination of morman and couple because a normal couple is 2 but mormans can have more than one wife so it defines the morman amount which is 3 or 4.

Kenny-How many people are comin over your house Dave?
Dave- I'll probably have a morman couple.

by Kenneth Prior October 31, 2007

Mormanz

A gang of black Morman Missionaries that walk around your hood and local Walmart

"Oh no hear come the Mormanz"

by LilCup May 18, 2018