One does not simply waltz into Mordor!
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A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.
Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.
by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014
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The cause of their extinction was the arrival of the Maori. As soon as the Maori landed in NZ, their ferocious appetite for native speicies wiped out firstly, the moas (peaceful 3 metre tall native flightless birds).
Then the kiwis (another native flightless bird) neared extinction until the dormant cannibalism of the Maori kicked in.
The Maori realsied that Moriori were a far better game than the small meatless kiwi, so the Maori hunted down the Moriori, fed upon thir internal and sexual organs to grow bigger, stronger and blacker.
The poor Moriori were forced to flee their homeland to a remote island of Chattam.
This day, the Moriori cease to exist, but only in myths they are spoken of.
The cause of their extinction was the arrival of the Maori. As soon as the Maori landed in NZ, their ferocious appetite for native speicies wiped out firstly, the moas (peaceful 3 metre tall native flightless birds).
Then the kiwis (another native flightless bird) neared extinction until the dormant cannibalism of the Maori kicked in.
The Maori realsied that Moriori were a far better game than the small meatless kiwi, so the Maori hunted down the Moriori, fed upon thir internal and sexual organs to grow bigger, stronger and blacker.
The poor Moriori were forced to flee their homeland to a remote island of Chattam.
This day, the Moriori cease to exist, but only in myths they are spoken of.
Moriori were eaten by the smelly Maori
The Maori maoried the Moriori man's penis and cooked it in the hangi
Fish n Chips are now the repacement of Moriori for the Maori
The Maori maoried the Moriori man's penis and cooked it in the hangi
Fish n Chips are now the repacement of Moriori for the Maori
by The Wok April 9, 2008
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Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?
Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!
*Steve shows up*
Steve: Where are we going tonight?
Everyone who knows: The Spot!
Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!
*Steve shows up*
Steve: Where are we going tonight?
Everyone who knows: The Spot!
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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A tall, peaceful, and very dark-skinned race of people, they are often listed as Polynesian, but in fact originated in South America.
They were superb gardeners who grew the kumara, or sweet potato, which was a native of their South American homeland, and taught its cultivation to the later arriving Maori.
What remains of their geneology survives today on the Chatham Islands, to where they were driven from the New Zealand mainland islands, and to where Maori pursued and attempted to annihilate them.
A tall, peaceful, and very dark-skinned race of people, they are often listed as Polynesian, but in fact originated in South America.
They were superb gardeners who grew the kumara, or sweet potato, which was a native of their South American homeland, and taught its cultivation to the later arriving Maori.
What remains of their geneology survives today on the Chatham Islands, to where they were driven from the New Zealand mainland islands, and to where Maori pursued and attempted to annihilate them.
The Moriori predated Maori in inhabiting New Zealand, and are not the same people or part of the same racial grouping.
by Flash the Squirrel August 21, 2010
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"Dude, are you up for the Trip to Mordor tonight?"
"Hell yeah! I'll get the pizzas, you get the weed!"
"Hell yeah! I'll get the pizzas, you get the weed!"
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