pimp with morals

Individual who can easily have multiple hoes/tricks/ladies but instead chooses to stay with one of whom he indulges with quite often and enjoys being in the presence of.

Mikey was a straight pimp. Now he's a pimp with morals because he's with Katie.

by ethanp February 6, 2008

impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil December 26, 2008

morals

Things that most people have which stop people from doing things that either:
1) are mean or unfair to other people or
2) have been outlawed by a higher power, such as the police or God, usually for the protection of others' health or rights.

Morals do not have a physical form, although some "codes of conduct" attempt to represent them.

Guy #1: Let's go steal some wallets!
Guy #2: But that's not fair to the people who own the wallets! You have such bad morals!

by Nottel Inyu July 12, 2009

morales

If you ever see a Morales you're in luck! A Morales is the most hottest person you will ever meet. A Morlales will be the most funniest person you will ever meet. If you ask a Morales out than there is a 85% chance that he will say yes! Only if you are a nice person. If a Morales says yes when you ask him out than he will treat you like no man has ever done. A Morales is Litt!

Girl: I am a nice girl looking for a boyfriend but everyone keeps REJECTING ME!!!
Friend: I know how to help you to get a boyfriend!
Girl: HOW???!!!
Friend: Ask a Morales out, you're nice right?
Girl: Yes.
Friend: Than you have a 85% chance he will say yes.
Girl: Thankyou so much for helping me!
random person: 5 hours later.
Girl: Do you want to go out with me?
Morales: I would love to go out with you.
Girl: "Faints"

by Osirislover May 4, 2018

Elizabeth Morales

The most incredible, amazig, one of a kind, unique, passionate, outstanding, smart, weird, fun to be around, faithful, trustworthy, honest, nd special girl.
Someone yu should never trade for anyone in the whole world not even for another girl.
She is a very commited person in a relationship.
She loves alot nd cares for others.
If your dating her then take care of her cause yu wont find someone better.
If your her friend keep her cause she cares

If yu get an opportunity with this girl do not take it for granted cause once yu lost her yu will never get her back.

I wish I could be friends with Elizabeth Morales again.
I wish I would have never let her go.

by kjbnkdfnk;bdfnkb January 7, 2012

morestostest

more powerful than the words more, most, additional, further, morest, extra, mostest, added, and so on and so forth.

"i love you!"
"i love you more!"
" i love you morestostest!"
"okay, you win!"
*smooch*

by Ruth Ann February 25, 2008

Morales

Something people pretend to have until they are inconvenienced or are faced with any kind of uncomfortable confrontation.

Eric: You seen the messed up stuff that goes on in other disadvantaged countries?
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah

Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022