mohican

A form of very low grade marijuana.

Hey man, do you have any Columbian Gold we can try out in my new bong?

No, all I have is this Mohican.

by Susie Wallace November 19, 2007

Mohican

A blowjob given by a chick wearing a whipped cream moustache. Also referred to as a "hawk eye," "long rifle," or "James Fenimore Cooper."

Dude, my girlfriend recieved a terrible case of oral syphilis after she gave a Mohican the other day!

by C-Prime December 9, 2008

motchian

means a black guy who dates nothing but white girls

dood that guy is such a motchian.

by marc robinson February 15, 2008

Last Mohican

When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.

She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.

by Beav November 25, 2003

moochin

1) Continuance.. Say after How's It... Means go; say it after for good

1) Hows it moochin.. Moochin dude

by ben affleck December 13, 2004

Mohican

When a Pedrick proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with an Eaton. An Eaton is a women that only knows how to cook and clean. A Pedrick is a man who works on the farm and is most commonly known for chewing skoal tabacco.

Brady, did you see that mohican scene on Alana.com! That was amazing how that Pedrick railed the Eaton.

by Alana Eaton April 16, 2011

moochandise

Refers to how the selfish-minded social spongers of the community arrogantly view/categorize any of their fellow townfolk who are gullible and/or soft-hearted enough to consistently fall for the leeches' "poor poor pitiful me" handout-requests.

It's okay to help out someone once in a while if he encounters honestly-unforeseen emergencies/setbacks that were genuinely beyond his control, but you need to be very careful that you don't just become moochandise whom every slacker in town comes running to every week for undeserved favors/assistance. Tip: To better determine if a blubberer's distress is da real McCoy or not, check da person's pockets for bottles of Cryagra; if you find some, show da dude da door ay-sap!

by QuacksO June 7, 2018