by Craig Jefferies November 18, 2019
Canadian city with the hottest girls, dumbest cops and even dumber legal system. People there are rude and terrible driverd. Public intoxication is not frowned upon, although alcohol should be hidden.
I went to montreal so I could drink out of a brown paper bag and talk shit in the streets like the rest of the funny French people
by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
A very underrated party city, Montreal has it all. Booze, drugs, strippers, anything you could want. An older teen's alcoholic, drug induced dream (The drinking age is 18, and the law on drugs is awful liberal.) If you live in Maine, New Hampshire, or Vermont, I highly reccomend going to this place if you are on your senior year in high school, and want to go on a "Class trip" This is the place. 6-1/2 hours from Portland Maine, 4 hours and 45 min from North Conway, New Hampshire, and 2-1/2 hours from St. Johnsbury, Vermont.
Also Montreal sells some of the best BC (British Columbia) Weed is imported to Montreal and sold almost anywhere. If you can also afford some good lodging, go to the Hilton Montreal Bonaventure. Less than a mile from the city center, it's where all the fun stuff goes down.
Also Montreal sells some of the best BC (British Columbia) Weed is imported to Montreal and sold almost anywhere. If you can also afford some good lodging, go to the Hilton Montreal Bonaventure. Less than a mile from the city center, it's where all the fun stuff goes down.
Montreal is full of frenchies and dumbasses, but it's got some of the finest green in the continent!
by Adam B January 18, 2005
A city where your new SUVs and trucks with American licence plates will get stolen in broad daylight by the Russian Mafia, in a parking lot, wile you are in watching you brother's hour long hockey game. Not to mention four other large vehicles in your group, including a 2006 Escalade right out of the hotel parking lot. LoJack and OnStar didn't work at all. ; ) aka: do not bring your nice vehicles to Canada.
by T.Poss May 11, 2006
A city that is past its prime where the best and the brightest have left for Toronto and replaced by naive frogs from the countryside. All that Montreal has going for it is its strip clubs filled with strippers who are not from Montreal:) Please Montrealers, the Habs have not won a cup since the LAST century, since the club started employing only francophone GM's and coaches. It is no longer a dynasty! You can't run an Olympics and you can't even keep a major league baseball team in the city - despite revenue sharing! Sure Montreal is a fun city, but that is all that it will ever be. Like New Orleans, it is a city that exists for the pleasure, gratification and whisms of out-of-towners. If you want success or a better future for your family, move to Toronto or Calgary where people actually work hard. If you are a lazy hippie, welfare bum, crackhead, crackwhore, or ignorant bumpkin frog, then move to Montreal.
by Toronto the Great July 6, 2006
Montreal is a terrifying place where you can hear police cars and burglar alarms going off late at night.
You can't walk even walk down the streets during the day without breathing the toxic air filled with second hand smoke.
Among the population, there are a lot of anglophones who hate everything french and francophones who hate everything english.
Some areas look very pretty.
The metro is hard for new people to understand and people there aren't very helpful in giving you directions.
If you do something wrong in the metro, people will stare at you.
Montreal people aren't usually very nice.
18 year olds from Ontario go there to drink and go to bars since that's the legal drinking age.
They have a lot of sucky malls that don't have any interesting stores.
You can't walk even walk down the streets during the day without breathing the toxic air filled with second hand smoke.
Among the population, there are a lot of anglophones who hate everything french and francophones who hate everything english.
Some areas look very pretty.
The metro is hard for new people to understand and people there aren't very helpful in giving you directions.
If you do something wrong in the metro, people will stare at you.
Montreal people aren't usually very nice.
18 year olds from Ontario go there to drink and go to bars since that's the legal drinking age.
They have a lot of sucky malls that don't have any interesting stores.
by Lovem10101 April 10, 2011
I Came from Vancouver the best city in the world one day to Montreal rode this carriage through the old part of town(this was actually cool) then I laughed at how stupid the French people are, got pissed off at how Quebec residents honk at red light(if they dont go right through it) went to the airport and back to the rich safe haven city of Vancouver p.s. big mountains rock
by Big K Man March 10, 2006