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Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.
I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.
by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018
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Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subrscribe to the cultural or relational norms of monogamy, but is not deceptive or irresponsible in their relationships.
I was swiping through Tinder and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.
by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018
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Super straight Monogamous

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.
- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
by Sezamaz March 11, 2021
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Textually Monogamous

When two people are only text flirting with each other.
Joe and I are textually monogamous. I stopped text flirting and sexting other guys when we started dating.
by HotPizza February 18, 2017
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Monogamate

A monogamous mate or partner. A term used to describe a boyfriend or girlfriend in an exclusive relationship. Ex: he's my monogamate. Ex: we are monogamated
They've been monogamated for 7 months.
by Plasmadynamic January 10, 2015
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Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.
Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
by Negative Nate June 3, 2011
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