Monkeys 

Monkeys are fluffy cute and adorable.
Monkey want banana monkey will take life-donkey kong

Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal

Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die

Monkeys by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021

Monkeys 

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no

i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark

Monkeys by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021

monkeys 

monkeys are the best animal ever there are sped

monkeys are sped

monkeys by sawggggggggggggggg January 25, 2022

monkeys 

dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc

Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too

Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys

monkeys by george rizzington May 2, 2023

Monkeys got a nose bleed 

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

Monkeys got a nose bleed by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

monkeys clapping 

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.

Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello

monkeys clapping by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006

monkeys foreheid 

Scottish term for Monkeys Forehead. The female genitalia. Fanny, cunt etc. Needing a trim.

"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"

monkeys foreheid by The Bat July 24, 2006