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Monkeys

Monkeys are fluffy cute and adorable.
Monkey want banana monkey will take life-donkey kong
Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal

Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die
by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021
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Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark
by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
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monkeys are the best animal ever there are sped
monkeys are sped
by sawggggggggggggggg January 25, 2022
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dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc
Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too

Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
by george rizzington May 2, 2023
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Monkeys: Primate Complexity Unveiled

Monkeys, envoys of diversity, traverse habitats from rainforests to highlands. Their social orchestration ranges from monogamous pairs to complex societies. Communication melds vocalizations, gestures, and expressions. As ecological custodians, they disperse seeds and maintain arboreal vitality. Conservation mandates stand crucial amidst habitat loss and trade threats. Monkeys embody biodiversity's symphony, woven into nature's intricate narrative.
Wow, look at those monkeys over there
monkeys
by Furrys can taste a bullet August 14, 2023
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Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
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monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello
by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006
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