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monkey buns

adj. Having a butt so red, it reminds one of a monkey or babboon.
After little Timmy was spanked for stealing, he had monkey buns.
by Nikuru July 20, 2008
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Monkeybutt

An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.
Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.
by Kelephan September 10, 2011
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monkeybutt

The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.
"Man I have a severe case of monkeybutt. I need to use your bathroom for a few minutes."
by JeremiahN July 27, 2007
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monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.
That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.
by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020
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Monkeydust

Noun: A street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.
They can be swallowed, snorted or injected.
"Yo Jose, you got da monkeydust?"
"Awww shit dawg, I ate them all. They were berry flavored"
"DAMMIT."
by Jamie and Joe March 13, 2008
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monkeypunch

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.
My baby loves the monkeypunch
by swingin sam January 19, 2004
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monkeycunt

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case
by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003
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