whore monkey

A guy who is so desperate to get laid repeatedly that he will do whatever an eligible girl asks him to do, like a trained monkey.

Brynn: So Aaron really ran to get you lightbulbs in the middle of foreplay?

Kim: Yeah, he'll do whatever I want him to do. He's totally my whore monkey.

by Bryntastic February 27, 2008

shit eating whore monkey

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

by roblo July 7, 2011

Wheres my money?

When someone owes you your money you have the right to ask for it whenever you want.

Hey dan do you think KFC's still open?

Hey idiot, Wheres my money?

by shamwowed September 6, 2010

Where The Money Reside

Where The Money Reside = WT$R
Dude named Durrell Smylie from Baton Rouge, car salesman has gone viral after posting a video that details a special to customers looking to purchase a new vehicle. He made up "Where The Money Reside" in that video. It basically means this is where the money at.

Me: Hey Chris, Where you at?
Chris: Where the money reside Where the money reside.

by Tree_Niece December 26, 2020

WHERES THE MONEY

Something someone asks someone when they are paying, usually followed by a ok hand to add to the dank memes of pepe 2k18

WHERES THE MONEY, its somewhere lebowski!

by Lawtron The Boi July 12, 2018

where the money's at

Used to descibe something that's really good. Where everyone should be, and what everyone wants.

*eats incredibly delicious food* damn son, this is where the money's at.

by Kyronin January 29, 2017

Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.

Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

by Wendy Dailey March 23, 2007