half mongrel

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.

Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.

by Penis Master July 27, 2003

butt mongrel

One who loves the butt, usually of males. Also, ass-pirate.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

vagina mongrel

Mongrel is defined as mixed ancestry. Vagina Mongrel is defined as a vagina used up by many different races of cock. They are experts when it comes to crime scene investigations by tasting dried semen off of the floor to identify the origin of the specimen. Vagina Mongrels often find unsuspecting males of the preteen age range. They lure them in with promises of popsicles and candy. Vagina Mongrels originate from French Canadia and have been rejected by all surrounding areas due to the high risk of catching the Vagina Mongrels STDs. They are experts in fauxkaki, a bukaki knock off consisting of the Vagina Mongrel in the middle of several boys jizzing only in the eyes and ears of the Mongrel.

I was involved in some trickeration from that Vagina Mongrel! Now my cock is on fire, Thanks Sara!

by japirish February 2, 2009

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

Chode Mongrel

1. Noun- one who collects chodes and hordes them together for pleasure or other personal gain.

2. Noun- being a douchebag or retard in one way or another.

1. Lee is such a chode mongrel, he goes around asking everyone for their chodes.

2. Ahmed is telling everyone that I had sex with that slut even though I didn't, hes such a chode mongrel.

by Teh ChodE MaN2 February 25, 2009

Titty Mongrel

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.

Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.

by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004

mongrel idiot

1) An idiot of epic proportions

2) One so devoid of any social or reasoning abilities that he or she is constantly making you wish you were dead for being in the same room as him or her.

3) Almost the same as being functionally retarded, but not quite there.

1, 2, 3) Kenneth is a mongrel idiot whose complete lack of any EQ or social ability makes his usefullness equivalent to that of a crudely fashioned Christmas gift made by a kindergardener.

by Char-Ming July 20, 2007