Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob July 25, 2008

Mortimer

When you call someone mortimer. Often times it means they are a homosexual individual. Mortimer’s are people that rape others including family members

Get away from jack, he’s a Mortimer.

by unknonnoymus January 26, 2023

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds and a wide smile. Huge mouth. Bigger heart and lungs.

Me: look at that Mortimer … he fine as fuck

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds. Big wide smile. Bigger mouth. Biggest heart (and lung capacity).

Me: he is a lovely boy…must be a mortimer

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023

Momtie

A friend who’s basically your second mom and your favorite auntie rolled into one. She’ll check in on you like a mom, but turn up like an auntie. Expect life advice, home-cooked meals and unsolicited pep talks.

When I was having muscle pains, my momtie gave a pain relief cream with chili peppers in it!

by Pasta Lover 91 June 1, 2025

Esther Mortimer

An amazing woman named. You guesed it esther! She is the best and will run on to rule the earth !!

Esther Mortimer is the best !

by PopsOFlops April 17, 2019

Hugh Mortimer

Hugh Honey is the best and i love his beenies

"Hugh mortimer"

by William2008 June 5, 2022