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Prime Moments Giuseppe

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo
Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 17, 2021
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solitary moments

a state which a person prefers or wants to be alone
Ej is in the state of solitary moments, He wants to be left alone.
by lancelot_ej January 30, 2008
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sandpaper moments

This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.
"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"
by A G S December 14, 2007
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Momentivation

When momentum towards a goal results in additional motivation.
When I saw a vein in my left bicep after weeks of working out and eating well, the momentivation inspired me to continue my training and eating.
by Jessica Hendrix May 29, 2008
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Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
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montisexual

A younger man who is attracted to older women.
That Ashton Kutcher is such a montisexual.
by Christopher Krieger October 24, 2005
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preteen moments

Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it
Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
by catmann5418 October 23, 2007
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