Jared Milton

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.

Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?

by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

Melton Mowbray

A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.

My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz March 16, 2021

musty milton

when someone farts in someone face but more than gas comes out

sherly:what did you do with you boyfriend suzy

suzy: he gave me a musty milton

sherly:ewww

Suzy: i love that shit

by the diddler ? May 7, 2008

Agent Milton

The key asset to taking down Dutch Van Der Linde and his gang in Red Dead Redemption 2.

Arthur Morgan: “It seems old Micah was pretty close to Agent Milton...”

by Agent Ross February 2, 2019

archbishop molloy high school

a catholic high school in briarwood, queens, ny-- fondly referred to as "archyourback molloy". filled with white kids who think they're black, white kids who look like they came straight from a vineyard vines catalog, & future NBA stars. you'll find that these kids spend their weekends chugging twisted teas and ritas, but more than half of their graduating class will graduate from the national honors society. in the rare occasion that you happen to graduate before you're expelled for weed--you've made it! regardless, these kids are always the lit (and wasted) ones at a party.

"do you think michael could get us the goods for your party?"
"idk, do you know what school michael goes to?"
"i'm pretty sure he goes to archbishop molloy high school."
"aye then he's the plug!"

by mooshkaw January 8, 2017

C-Milton Wright

C Milton Wright is a very diverse school with the majority being white preps. The African-Americans and wiggers try to stay in groups that are usually situated in front of the Social Studies hall and often cause a road block to students who try to get to their Government class. They also sit in the two tables closest to the cafeteria entrance. The goths/poor kids/nerds are situated either in the front entrance outside and are usually loud and obnoxious. They also tend to group near the bushes outside of the cafeteria after school and it is always common to see one fall into the bushes and down the hill only to erupt in a annoying laugh. There is a place on the third floor where all the preppy, rich kids who think that the world revolves around them hang out. It is usually either near the Y-stairs or in the elevator hallway. Overall the teachers are nice and easy going but the administrators are well, at times, assholes. Overall, C. Milton Wright is a pretty normal school where the gym teachers are perverts who make the pretty girls do butterflies so they can look at their underwear, where the drama and art classes are abundant in lesbians and gays, where you can expect a stink bomb to go off every other week, and where you cannot get from one class to another without hearing the word fuck. Another thing that one should note is that the football team is cocky and acne prone and the cheerleaders love cock (in other words they are sluts who were once unpopular in middle school but now think that 2 pounds of makeup and a thong can make them hot). We take pride in our sports teams and ridicule in our bands, chorus, etc. We stand up and shout in the pep rally but slouch and sleep during the Spring and Winter concerts. We have good friends, who we don't talk to the next year. And even though we are betrayers, liars, assholes, and bitches...there is no gun violence, there isn't a fight every day, there aren't girls getting pregnant (except one), and there aren't rape charges against teachers. Because we are not Edgewood High and we are not some Baltimore city school. We are the Mustangs. We play it safe and hard.

"c-milton wright, never wrong."

by ffejffejffejffejffej September 7, 2007

Moldova

n. The country that epic sax guy is from.

John: I'm going to Moldova!
Billy: Do you think you'll meet empic sax guy?
John: It's 2018, this is a dead meme

by datsacow November 4, 2018