moley cock

A cock with numerous moles on it. Girls don't like it because the moles are disgusting.

Sylvia told me she didn't like Ryan's moley cock because the moles had hairs.

by t-t-t-taylor May 23, 2006

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MOLEY!

Katie Jones, a very hot person, but then when you look at her, a mole shows up, next to her nose, but damn, shes hot!

Moley has a mole

by Brian FROM VERNON, CT A FRIEND OF CLINT November 4, 2003

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The moley ones are recently discovered people who like the pigeon chested ones are immune to the brainwashing powers of the curlew. Therefore making them are target to be killed by the curlews before a revolt can be formed

The moley ones are people who can be recognised to have a mole situated on their nose. A person with a mole on any other part of the body other then the nose, is not one of the moley ones.

by Pchest&Mole Revolt May 5, 2004

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Roly moley

The art of going to the toilet not quite finishing a shit, then rolling a fair bit of the toilet paper out, threading it between you legs and wiping your ass on it.

Be careful not to rip the paper.

Then carefully but quickly rolling the paper back in covered in shit for the next unsuspecting user to find.

Best done.....at work!

I'm having a shit day!....... Todd you bastard why me.

I'm going give that mother 1 hell of a roly moley!!!

by Rolymo May 13, 2013

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