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The art of going to the toilet not quite finishing a shit, then rolling a fair bit of the toilet paper out, threading it between you legs and wiping your ass on it.

Be careful not to rip the paper.

Then carefully but quickly rolling the paper back in covered in shit for the next unsuspecting user to find.

Best done.....at work!
I'm having a shit day!....... Todd you bastard why me.

I'm going give that mother 1 hell of a roly moley!!!
by Rolymo May 13, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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