molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

Mollesting

Derived from the words "Moll", and "Molest" - Being molested is doing something that you don't want to, but must do because of social/commitment reasons. You are doing it against your will to be a good person.

Mollesting is knowingly doing the above to someone.

I was drunk and said i would go out to dinner with sharon, i want to cancel now... but people will call me a dick, i guess i'm being mollested

Simon said that he would go to dinner with me when he was pissed the other night, cant wait to be mollesting

by bigwillyp April 11, 2013

molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

mexting

texting while mowing the lawn

I was mowing the lawn the other day while texting my friend asked me what i was doing I said mexting.

by normanbates79 June 3, 2010

molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy

omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016

Moleing

To mole excessively; to spy; to spy on co-workers

Mark is behind closed doors with Mrs. Smith I think he is moleing

by Jigga1515 July 12, 2010

Mexting

To text with a deliberate stereotypical mexican l accent.

Examples:

I need a new 'yob'.

That knife isn't very 'charp'.

What are you doing man, Why do you keep mexting me?

by wordmasterflash May 10, 2010