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Mohammed

Absolute chad that would give his life up for yours, tall as frick and a definite shoulder to cry on. Never judges you and is always looking to improve. Has probably saved you from suicide more than 2 times.
He's emotional and cries sometimes but that's what makes him special.
Jack: Broooo, I was on my way to the roof but when I saw him, I turned back around.
James: That must be Mohammed then UwU
by Meowspeare April 5, 2022
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Mohammed are the sexiest of Africans beasts, they're ruthless but with a heart of gold. They are charming and are allowed more than 4 wives because they are so sexy. Guys watch out because a Mohammed is coming for your girl. Mohammed only dates arwas.
“Hide yo girl, Mohammed’s the sexiest African beast
by NfghroJ December 6, 2018
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A smart and handsome guy, No one is more superior than Mohammed.
Mohammed is the strongest person you will ever meet also the coolest⚔️⚔️⚔️
Mohammed is the type of guy to steal you girl less the 0.5 Seconds.Never mess with a Mohammed.Never underestimate the Mohammed he is always better than you.
Classmate:How much did you get on your exam?
Mohammed:Oh got 100 like always.
Classmate: -_-

Random teens: Let’s go fight Mohammed it will be very tough but we can handle him.
Mohammed: Hey.
Random teens:We want to fight you.
Random teens:Trip over Mohammed’s feet and Mohammed laughs at them and says never mess with the Mohammed🥊
by Dustyyyyyyyy October 13, 2019
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Dates back to 572 AD when it was first given to the Prophet of Islam. The origins of the name are Arabian, roughly translating to "Blessed" or "Praised." It is now officially the Most common name in the world.

Unfortunately, due to the downfall of intelligence in some countries of the world, citizens bearing this name often face undue prejudice from the bottom of the social barrel.
Scenario 1
Ming: Whats your name?
Mohammed: Mohammed
Ming: Nice to meet you! My name is Ming. What do you do for a living?
Mohammed: Nice to meet you too, Ming. I am a doctor. What do you do?
Ming: I am an engineer.
by The__Doc February 5, 2010
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A guy that is bad at Fornite and gets killed by traps
Fortnite Triggered Fanboy: MOHAMMED YOU GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY A TRAP AGAIN!?!?!?!

Mohammed: Stfu It's not that serious

Fortnite TRIGGERED Fanboy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by JNHYAW2 May 8, 2018
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Super rich gold digger-looking for terrorist lookin ass bitch. Ugly ass big, long nosed mofo gay boy who tries to pull girls but nobody wants his hairy D.
Who is that gay boy riding a camel?
Oh that's Mohammed, he's gonna blow us up/
by your mom's grandma's nan November 29, 2018
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Mohammed is an awesome person. He has a lot of new ideas, loves sports, and has great humor. He's goofy, is not dramatic, and has a great personality. He's also the love of my life.
Never let your Mohammed go!
by Nyaz December 1, 2021
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