Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011

Miers moment

A "Miers moment" is when one wants to or is high from the substance marijuana or when one expresses his feelings toward their friends in an emotional way.

Mitchell was feeling rather emotional on Thanksgiving so he sent his friends a 4 page text message describing his feeling for them hence he had a "miers moment"

by dazar12 January 28, 2014

mikersoft

"Mikersoft" is how Tech Support Scammers sometimes pronounce "Microsoft". This is also used to mock them by scambaiters.

"Hello, this is Mikersoft Tech Support. We have detected that your dextop computer has a wirus on it."

by Weetile March 6, 2017

Mixers

Mixers are college parties. They are usually the best parties.

Yo, I went to 5 different mixers last night!

by blondebabe6952 July 30, 2007

Mizerk

The man who is in the act of trying to get girls through actting gay, even though he are gay and trying to pick up some dudes.

Jason mizerked as hard as he could, but Justin,justin,justin,just wouldn't give

by Ransom of the Don September 20, 2004

Mizery2

miz-uh-ree-too –noun 1. Regarded among many to be the best RuneScape player of all time. 2. A fantastic beast of a skiller. 3. God.

King11040 says, "Dude, what's your total level" Noob2389 says, "My total level is 1932." King11040 replies, "Wow, you're such a Mizery2."

by Stalban October 9, 2008

The Laptop Mizer

a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.

Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*

by Robert "This Fucking Sucks" M. January 18, 2009