Mitty HOGEN BOGAN

The young Mitchell or Mitty as Connor may call it he is a outstanding little boy he is about 19 cm tall and has a furious attitude he usually touches little boys and girls named Brianna he is gay and smells like donkey shit!!

Mitty HOGEN BOGAN is stinky today

by bigboyrobux September 27, 2019

Mitty Braids

Mitchel Cave style braids.

person 1:“Hey do you like my new hairstyle?”
person 2:“Yeah bro, Mitty Braids totally suit you!!”
person 1:“Mitty Braids? What the fuck are those?”
person 2 “They’re the braids Mitchel Cave has, idiot!”

by mitchelcavesgf November 29, 2021

shitty mitty

When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand

Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!

by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015

archbishop mitty

honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit

bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you

by ilovetoeatpu$$y! November 3, 2018

Walter Mitty

A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt

Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace

by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

DeWalter Mitty

A poser who purchases only premium power tools but lacks the skill or will to use them.

Equivalent to 'all the gear and no idea'.

Derek only buys the best tools but never uses them, he's a real DeWalter Mitty.

by meddatron May 22, 2020