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mikusexual

A sexual orientation in which one is sexually attracted to the virtual popstar hatsune miku and variants of her. Mikusexual people can be attracted to hatsune miku, mikudayo, shiteyanyo, zatsune miku, hatsune mikuo, hachune miku, and other fanloids designed to represent miku. Not included is kagami kawaiine, because she is not miku chan san tan sama kun, and other fanloids not designed to represent miku.
"Mikusexual is such a great and valid sexuality!"
"fuck off pleb"
by jellyfish288 January 26, 2021
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minorsexual

Not a sexuality. When someone is attracted to minors.
Person 1; Im minorsexual
Person 2; Thats not a sexuality
Person 3; 911 whats your emergency
by San’s bad puns November 15, 2018
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Mimisexual

To feel sexual desire, romantic attraction and pure admiration to gorgeous and stunning latinas, with dark hair and a stunning figure, called Mimi
"Have you seen Mimi? I think I am Mimisexual now!"
by MimisexualExpert December 22, 2021
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memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.
I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.
by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007
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Misexual

Someone who is sexually and/or romantically interested in Minions.
"Hey did you hear that Lydia came out as a Misexual?"
by smexy_rat February 25, 2021
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Milkosexual/Milkoromantic

Being sexually and/or romantic attracted to milk galloons (e.g sticking milk galloons up your anus or private area and taking milk gallons on a date)
"I take milk gallons on a date and stick them up my anus, I'm Milkosexual/Milkoromantic!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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milosexual

Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.

Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.

The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.
by meep_meep June 24, 2016
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