by Moistymire January 26, 2018

A person who refers to himself in the Third Person. It is an anatomy buff. Owns too many Hawaiian shirts, and loves hot wheels.
by Colby Carl November 7, 2019

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
by Jimmyhatesmatthew May 1, 2018

Typically the token black friend in your close knit of friends. Usually or preferably skinny and somewhat awkward at times.
by The Mazzy December 11, 2010

by FollowAndLikeForFreeDeath May 27, 2018

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
“What’s a Gladys”
“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018

by John Felder April 16, 2006
