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Military Kid

That one super musty kid that’s always in your class. They’re usually behind on the latest trend, going off about funny memes from years ago, or making gun noises with their mouths. Every chance they get they will tell you about their favorite plane, or tank. They can’t go a conversation without bringing up WW2. You can spot them wearing camouflage, or that one Minecraft creeper jacket.
Guy: oh hi (insert military kids name)
Military kid:The Sherman tank was the most commonly used American tank in World War II. More than 50,000 Shermans were produced between 1942 and 1945. The model proved itself somewhat effective against German Mk II and Mk IV Panzers, but it was thoroughly outclassed by the Tiger, Panther, and King Tiger tanks.
by KailuaKid January 25, 2022
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American Military University

A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.
Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."
by Justin Elmo December 13, 2014
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military luxury

A way of saying there is little to no luxury, like most military vehicles have.

It's no where near as luxurious as a Mercedes, but it will get you from point A to point B, and it is better than walking. Mostly relates to vehicles.
Person 1:"The seats on your car are uncomfortable, and don't have any padding. The AC and the Heater do not work. It Rides very rough and it is very confined and dark in here."
Person 2:"hey that's military luxury for you."
by I do stuff sometimes April 23, 2014
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military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.
person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust
by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018
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The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.
Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.
by Bofasmith October 19, 2019
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Roblox-military syndrome

Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.
I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.
by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022
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military left

The REAL left. The left that sets the standard. The left that most people understand is left.
Sergeant: "Face to the left."
(Private turns to the right)
Sergeant: "No, private, your MILITARY left."
by J.C.T. November 29, 2005
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