Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. Coined by Leichen & Rose

Person 1: “Yeah I gave my girl a Mike wazowski piss eye last night.”
Person 2: “dawg that’s disgusting go get therapy.”

by Leichengeist January 23, 2026

Mike Wazowski

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.

Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”

by Leichengeist January 23, 2026

Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.

Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”

by Leichengeist January 23, 2026

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019

Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!

Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!

by thebean. December 7, 2023