Midwest Sucks

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.

Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".

by MP5 July 9, 2010

Midwest Mudbomb

A sexual act where one person lies face down on the floor. The other person sits perpendicularly on the other person's butt. The two people then spread their cheeks, inch their buttholes as close as they can to one another, and proceed to pass gas into each other's buttholes.

I met this girl at the bar last night. But I didn't want to cheat on Susan. So we just did a Midwest Mudbomb.

by Manimalmax May 9, 2020

midwestin

when you have sexual intercourse with a close relative while using a shotgun to take pot shots at trespassers

Brian: Damn you see nick balelo midwestin at the trailer park last night?
Chris: give him a break he can't read or write its the only way he knows how to party

by Buck Taylor November 28, 2010

Midwest party popper

Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.

We were at a 4th of July bonfire and everyone was shooting off Midwest party poppers.

by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022

Midwest Merge

Immediately going from the merging lane to the far left lane.

Did you see that Fiero cut across 4 lanes of traffic? That was a Midwest Merge!

by be_ek April 21, 2009

midwest fisherman

The Midwest fisherman is an advancement on the fish hook, and the double fish hook. While doing your female doggy style, insert 2 fingers curled like a hook into each cheek replicating a fish being hooked and pull back while making a motor boating sound. This maneuver is best attempted while ejaculating. If you attempt it too early you might anger your partner and not get your load off. Happy fishing!!! and Hook um hard!!!

I was about to cum so I gave her the Midwest fisherman and motor boated as loud as I could!

by Irish Duece March 24, 2009

Midwest

Where it's at.
No plastic west-coasters, and no snobby east-coasters.
In other words, the best kept secret in America.

Home of
deep-dish pizza,
motown music,
cheese,
friendly faces,
a bangin' theatre scene,
corn,
the gateway to the west,
affordable living,
and a hell of a lot of lakes.

life's the best in the the midwest...
M!DW3$+ 4 £YF3

by Lars Honeytoast March 11, 2009