midge

Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.

female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?

by Kevo 42o May 2, 2006

midge

Asian girl who is the coolest of all. Short and drop dead gorgeous.

BL122926 is midge,yo.

by ModxD August 22, 2009

midge

British colloquialism for female genitals.

She's got a great ass but I really love her midge.

by Pharaoh13 August 1, 2010

Midging

Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.

He was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.

by Arnold October 8, 2003

midge

Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
Midge

Already done

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

Midg

1) The nasty crust that forms on the side of a person's lips when they eat Oreos.

2) A wiener that it so small it hurts people's feelings! (A derivative of midget).

That fat chick has midg mouth! I want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!

Also,

I hit that noob right in the balls... Then I realized that he a midg and I started to cry.

by ScibWriter July 19, 2009