microsuck.com

A website devoted to the eradication of Microsoft from as many people as possible.

Microsuck is one of the best websites on this planet.

by Refalm July 13, 2004

microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.

With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Micro-Fuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023

Microsuck Windows Crap

Any Operating system made by Microsoft.

#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!

by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 19, 2011

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

microfucked

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011

Microsuck

A word that an anti-Microsoft person says because they hate Microsoft for the following reasons:

1. Microsoft Corp is awesome
2. Microsoft is getting it's innovation better and better each day
3. About 450 million licensed copies of Windows 7 has been sold
4. Microsoft's Bing is catching up to Google
5. ETC

- Apple fanboy: Who would want to buy anything from Microsuck?! Everything they make SUCKS!
- Microsoft fanboy: Well at least we are better than iSUCK.

by BlackWatches September 18, 2011