microderp

A small inherent derp, a synonym of brain fart.

John experienced a microderp when he thought "My Little Pony" after he heard MLP Investment.

by CeruleanSky November 7, 2017

Microbatt

Microbatt is masturbating under you pants in front of people

My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

by Hurty goodie January 6, 2018

Microharcos

Microharcos is an awesome helper in the buggiest minecraft server in history

Microharcos is awesome

by Synthle July 1, 2021

Michybear

A Instagram page from back in the day that has photos so old and terrible that it makes u wanna kill yourself

Sammie look imma show ur michybear pics!!!

by Mickey_mouseclubhouseofficial November 17, 2021

Microserf

Microserf (noun) -
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD

Bill Gates leads the Microserfs

by SouperIan November 16, 2004

microbalance

A weighing instrument that can resolve to 1 part in a 1,000,000 part of a gram. Typically, used to weigh small amount of chemicals very precisely.

how much moisture will this aspirin take before it becomes bad?
how much pollutant did we sucked thru this filter in an 8 hour period?
how much CO2 will this rebreather absorb in a 1 hour dive?
How much red pigment do we need to make this paint match the color on that Land Rover?
How much gold did we get from that 1 ton of rocks?
Let's use the microbalance in the lab.

by robert_in_california July 12, 2006

microbes

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.

Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009