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Shawn Michaels

a born again Christian, he was/is one of the greatest in ring performers ever in professional wrestling history, the main eventer, the showstopper, mr. wrestlemania. has put on some of the greatest matches ever such as the first ever ladder match, first ever hardcore match, was the first man to go the distance in the royal rumble from the number 2 spot, first ever grand slam champion, 4 time wwe/world heavyweight champion. one of the greatest if not the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
Shawn Michaels is one of the greatest wrestlers ever.
by Buddy October 13, 2006
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michaelsexual

Atraction only for McPlayGT
-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry, I'm michaelsexual
by Topercerka January 2, 2021
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MichaelDesmond

Amazing guy who knows exactly how to treat a girl. Has the best smile and magnificient eyes. Can make a girl's head spin from just one kiss, and can melt away the rest of the world with just a hug. No one could every measure up or replace him because he is an example of perfection.
hey michaeldesmond, i love you
by leeshaaa9 September 12, 2010
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julia michaels

A very sweet, honest and loving person. Got famous for her hit single issues and is also known to be a songwriter for many artists like Selena Gomez, Shawn Mendes or Hailee Steinfeld. She is very close to her fanbase whose members are known as gems and deserves the best things in this world.
Lisa: "The Inner Monologue Tour was truly special. I loved it."
Havin: "Totally agree, Julia Michaels truly made me feel very comfortable."
by _muffN December 20, 2019
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MichaelLu

An organism that rejects all truths no matter how true they may be. Claims that others are stalkers when in fact it is infatuated with some random girl it found online from Canada and spends countless hours on free website webcams.
1) Hey did you hear that thing over there called a Michaellu thinks you're a stalker? HAHA get real that's a Michaellu you are talking about.

2) Me "Hey look at my acceptance letter to Harvard man!"
A Michaellu- "Not real."

Me "Oh yea I forgot I'm talking to a Michaellu."

3) Me "Remember how I owned you in Super Smash Bros. Brawl Micaellu?"

A Michaellu- "More like I beat you!"
Me "Shut up! You're just another stupid Michaellu."
by VancouverAmber December 7, 2009
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Bret Michaels Sunday

A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.
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Bret Michaels

20ish years ago1980's: a pretty awesome & hot lead singer for the kick-ass hair metal band Poison.

Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Zach: look, it's Bret Michaels.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.
by RouxRoux February 24, 2009
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