Michael Haslam

An Extreme Wheeler. Fucks all the bitches in town, and gets a new one every night.

Guy 1: Im so proud of myself... I had a threesome with the two hottest girls in our school last night.
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!

by Jonas Timothy Gamao October 15, 2011

Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.

"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"

by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018

michael hegger

Michael is a little bitch name. And Hegger is another little bitch name. If you put Michael and Hegger together it just becomes double bitch. And Michael is indeed a double bitch. Michael Hegger also play the left side of the bench in hockey along with the fat kids that eat during games. Michael sucks at hockey and is the smallest on the team.

Michael Hegger means bitch

by J_sizzle October 27, 2020

Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

Michael Heaton Has Small PP

by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022

michael harris

someone ugly AF

michael harris is ugly

by the real g777777 February 15, 2018

a michael hutchins

this refers to the dead IN-XS lead singer, who died wanking on the loo. he got too frisky with an asphyxy wank and perished.

can be used literally for someone who also practises this and takes it too far eg. example1

can be used as a term for anyone who does anything and takes it a bit too far eg. example 2

example 1.
'you hear bout davey?'
'yeh, caught wanking whilst hangin himself'
'thats a michael hutchins right here'

example 2
'for gods sake...i said you could like my ass, not stick a wine bottle up it!'
'sorry'
'its always a michael hutchins with you isnt it?'

by Dantera Quinn September 17, 2007

michael howard

A politician in the UK's Conservative party. When he was Home Secretary he was frowned on for locking a lot of people up. However, when the Blair governmnent released them all again, people realised maybe the general public were safer whilst violent criminals were behind bars. Howard was the victim of the lookist spin-doctor culture who used the "something of the night about him" comment to great effect. He became leader of the opposition when the Tories suddenly realised they had forgotten to elect a new leader after their 2001 defeat, and lasted almonst a fortnight (which is quite good by modern Tory standards).

"Why would anyone bother boting for Michael Howard the vampire? We've already got the New Labour bloodsuckers, after all".

by Stormsworder October 20, 2007