misidentificasian

The mistaken identification of a person of Asian descent for a different Asian person that someone knows. Usually initiated in populated areas or at a distance

Guy: Hey one sec I'll go say hi to Kwon over there at the table
Sam: Okay
..Guy walks over, comes within a few feet of the table, then turns back
Sam: Wasn't it him?
Guy: No, just a misidentificasian

by mungous November 7, 2009

misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

misderection

The result of a man being sexually aroused by a woman, only to realize later the arouser is a man.

Doug found himself as a deeply wounded victim of misderection while visiting a massage parlor in Thailand

by no comma momma May 11, 2010

Misidentified Fart

A Misidentified fart is when you think a fart is either a small or regular fart but turns out to be a huge load of diarrhea that fills you pants.

Jim: hey John that fart sounded like you shit you self.
John: yeah ummm....it was a misidentified fart

by Tillergang360 December 25, 2021

misdefine

When someone defines a term on Urban Dictionary wrong on purpose to fool others. Frowned upon.

Jimmy: Wait, what does S&M mean again? *Checks Urbandictionary* Spaghetti and Meatballs? Oh yeah...
LATER
Jimmy: Hey bae wanna have some S&M?
Bae: WHAT? NO!

And that's why you shouldn't misdefine. It could ruin someone's life.

by Ky_ May 7, 2016

misiker

Ethiopian name, more commonly spelled “Meseker” A kind, independent, brave man/person who is confident and caring.

Meseker (Misiker) has a way of making friends so easily

by A..non. November 24, 2021

misderection

When a straight man's penis gets erect upon seeing a person whom they mistakenly thought was a genetic female, just to realize that they aren't. Works vice-versa for homosexual men.

I got a huge misderection watching that trap on youtube.

by dicktionar January 18, 2022