Sexorcism

When you are posessed by a pornstar ghost.

"Dude, last weekend I think I had a sexorcism...can't remember anything but these chicks keep telling me all this kinky stuff we did."

by Beeker September 23, 2012

Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

exorcism

To hit someone so hard you release the demons inside them.

I gave that mouthy bitch an exorcism!

by black jacks August 11, 2010

sexorcism

Major orgasm, feeling as if head could spin

Oh my god, sex with Tina last night gave me the ultimate sexorcism!!

by useful idiot December 29, 2004

Sexorcism

After to a shameful sexual experience, the attempt to expel or attempt to expel an evil sexual encounter from a person, room, or surface. Usually accomplished though, among other things, jokes, drinking or the plan b pill.

Person A: "Damn that girl you brought back last night was a grenade"

Person B: "...you right, I need a fucking sexorcism."

by Jimmy Joe Conner September 29, 2010

sexorcism

A religious ceremony created to forever banish sexual activity from human experience. See marriage

He felt the otherworldly power of the sexorcism the moment she said "I do".

by Goat Boy December 30, 2004

Anal Exorcism

The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.

Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".

"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"

"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."

by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009