Mexi-Smurf

A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.

A Mexican that looks like a smurf!

My best friend is so short I call her Mexi-Smurf!

by Trencitas January 26, 2011

mexi-schwag

really cheap and low-grade marijuana. point of orgin is usually mexico.

damn, all i got to smoke is some of this mexi-schwag.

by vvaall March 11, 2007

Mexi-Rican

Mexi-Rican is someone who is of Mexican and Puerto Rican decent.

Veronica's mom is Puerto Rican and her dad is Mexican, so, that makes her a Mexi-Rican.

by BoricuaMexicana June 23, 2004

mexi mouth

The act of going to cancun and coming back with an illness in your mouth that doctors can only describe as "funky"

Closely related to herpes on the inside

Kelly please stop getting drunk and spreading your mexi mouth you already gave it to Beth.

by dirtydozen April 26, 2009

sexy mexi

An extremely attractive or alluring woman of Hispanic descent. Since the adjective "sexy" is usually based on one's opinion, sexy can be seen as being in the eye of the observer.

"Angela is the hottest sexy mexi."

by KevDog January 11, 2008

Mexi-Badazzeler

Chicano term for those wangsters who "claim" to be in a gang such as SUR13, 18THSTREET etc. yet wear glittery edhardy shirts on the weekdays, but when its time to party they wear Cowboy hats. and drive loud annoying Honda Civics full of stickers that say Guadalajara or Nayarit or the virgin mary. They are normaly over weight with gelled hair. They are Douch bags.They Think they are "Firme" But they are Gross, and will fuck anything with a skirt and a pulse (pulse optional).

Dam.. This "Mexi-Badazzeler" wears more glitter then mi hefa.

Mexi-bedazzeler: Hola Mija, your looking Firme

Mamasita: Eww, you wear more glitter then I do.

Mexi-bedazzeler: Your Ugly any ways Stupid Perra.
(as he drives off in his beat up honda civic)

Mamasita: you would never see me with a Mexi-bedazzeler.

by Mari2Dicks September 25, 2010

mexi-can

The back of a border patrol truck that is used to contain illegal immigrants. Usually describes the smaller border patrol trucks with the back shell that resembles a dog catcher truck.

Did you see that mexi-can full of illegals drive by?

by oohsonasty December 22, 2010