Mexicant

Noun: A Mexican with a sub par work ethic.

Jesus attempted to cross into San Diego from Tijuana illegally but was promptly intercepted by Border Patrol. He will now be forever branded as a Mexicant

by CLlT October 30, 2015

mexicuted

The result of overeating too much Mexican food.

Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.

by FlatMatt May 25, 2009

Mexicutioner

Another name for the Swine Flu

The mexicutioner put Juan in the hospital.

by John Has Diabetes May 11, 2009

mexicant

A mexican soccer fan who thinks that their team is so good, but always lose to the likes of the Argentina, USA, Guatemala, Honduras, ect... Think they are the best, but alway fall flat on their face.

The mexicant says will own you,(then they lose), they they make excuses never admitting that their team sucks, like: it was the refs fault, the field was bad, not enough mexican fans, our jerseys are green, you guys bunkered, ect...

by CONCACAF November 10, 2007

mexicant

ILLEGAL immigrants from mexico.
deportation
buhbye

Noah:Did you guys see that gurl on JDs arm last night at the show?

Sarah:Yeah, she seems nice but she's a mexicant.

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

Mexicute

Hot in a Mexican way. Can also apply to Jews and people from other Latin cultures.

"I know I shouldn't have hit that, but he was Mexicute!!!"

by Megatroyd March 24, 2010

Mexicuted

A form of execution in which 4 - 7 Mexicans take you out for the best time of your life before you die the next morning due to the excessive partying. Activities usually include nachos, cocaine, tequila, pinatas, Pedro's Chevy, and trips to Tijuana.

Kim Jong Un's uncle was mexicuted last weekend. A group of mexicans came up to him and said, "hey mang, we going to take you out in Pancho's Chevy, and we won't stop until you're mexicuted."

by mremage December 14, 2013