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Metro Sexual

by Omega Death May 21, 2005
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Metro-Standard

When you re-use the joke too many times, it causes it to become unfunny.
Guy 1: Haha that's what I did to your mum last night!
Guy 2: Dude that's just metro-standard, just stop..
by BIGHITT3R March 15, 2016
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metro sexual"

An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
At dinner the other night, my date listed the calorie count of the main entrees, raising an eyebrow at my chicken Alfredo selection after he had ordered a salad. I saw him check his reflection in the silver water pitcher three times. During dessert, he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he thought what we have together is very special. It was our third date.

It was then that I realized why my dating life has been as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle since I arrived in Washington. This city, unlike any other place I've lived, is a haven for the metrosexual. A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
by reader March 21, 2004
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Metro Station

An electro-pop band, comparable to hellogoodbye. The only difference being that instead of singing about summer love and cute crushes, Metro Station prefers booty calls and more booty calls.

Regardless, this band is great, definitely danceable, and they put on great live shows.
"Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes

Just trust in me
I'll never run away
You kiss my lips
And you taste like pain
And while I'm pushing it, I'm moving
Somehow you manage to say..."

A couple of lines from "Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station
by Shaday May 25, 2008
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Metro Station

Shit band with shit songs in witch the lead singer cant sing Miley Cyrus half brother is in it. They think their emo but are the most main stream thing ever!
Person 1: Have you heard Shake it By Metro Station?
Person 2: Yeah it's rubbish
Person 1: Oh i kinda like it...
Person 2: YOU DESERVE TO BURN AND DIE
by Anon200 April 8, 2009
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metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.
contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.
by jem June 22, 2004
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metro station

A band with lame lyrics full of metrosexual guys.
Girl 1:Hey have you heard that new metro station song?
Girl 2: yeah it sucks.
by iheartp7 March 4, 2009
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