methmann

A man who enjoys to ruin peoples lives.

Why are you so mean you are such a Methmann

by YallaHabibi February 3, 2017

methasaurus

A very large person who is addicted to, and constantly taking large doses of, meth.

"Yo! Look at that crackhead."

"Yeah she's a methasaurus!"

by 69asaurus April 15, 2017

Metamasturbation

Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating

Metamasturbation
Dude I just metamasturbated last night

by Tjom Neuman December 19, 2017

Methias Pretesourious

A Mathias Pretesourious is a large turtle like creature. It moves slowly but with the utmost precision. The creature has 3 meals a day consisting of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The creature is HUGE, towering at about 5'11" and 135 pounds. They are always a cute creature, resulting in the females flocking to the large mammal. The creature lives in New England and is EXTREMELY RARE. It is an unregistered endangered species.

The Methias Pretesourious was seen walking along the field with females following.

by Mammal_mans December 3, 2018

Methmatician

Someone who uses meth. A tweaker

That guy is obviously a methmatician.

by 406Brand January 9, 2019

Methias

a big loser who often reminds people of a snake

person 1: Is that a snake?
person 2: No its Methias.

by kissme2005 October 21, 2019

Methasaurus Rex

A meth user that has gone zombie from using too much meth for too long and who no longer needs food or sleep because they run on amphetamines and nuclear brain fuel.

The Methasaurus Rex went berserk when the drug dealer told them there were no drugs and ripped the fender off the dealer's car.

by Jamiesaurus March 11, 2021