methamphetamists

People who use meth and believe in the ideology and politics of meth.Almost religion like, Methamphetamists believe that everything in the world is related to or influenced by meth. They spend countless hours using, analyzing and talking about the drug and can quote meth recipes like scripture. Methamphetamists are know it alls and can and will tell you everything they can possibly tell you about any thing that might come up in conversation. It may sometimes be hard to get a word in edge wise around the real hard core methamphetamists. They can tell you who has been busted, who is narc and who the leaders of the local drug task forces are and where they live. They have huge illusions of grandeur and often place themselves in tales of drug trade with mexican gangsters and patch wearing bikers even though they haven't left town in 12 years. Methamphetamists absolutly love drama and talk shit constantly about others. These people have an uncanny ability to avoid accountability for their actions and will blame any wrong doings on whatever/whoever they perceive to be at fault. Methamphetamists can reach a level of inner meth spirituality that will make them believe that they are omnipotent in being and will swell up with arrogant pride. some of their favorite activities are; lying, stealing, starting rumors, and going through other people's belongings. They are faithful to their drug and their drug only and are highly motivated to serve their master with fervor. They can be found in drug houses,alleys with dumosters, pool halls, casinos , porn shops,second hand stores and at walmart at 4 A.M.. They are easily recognizable by their quick jerky movements, dialated pupils,fingerless bicycle gloves and the scabs on their faces and arms.They love to carry backpacks full of junk they "find" in their travels and usually ride old ten speed bikes with mirrors,lights and baggage racks. Don't be fooled by a methamphetamists meagher appearance, they believe they have and can use superpowers which makes them dangerous as any religious zealot.

The methamphetamists are holding church down at the old abandoned warehouse this morning at 3:30 AM. This will be a headlamp service with holy communion of glass pipe blowing and ice smoking. Services will be followed by dumpster diving social behind the salvation army. all are invited to attend. Please bring any speed, propane torches, cigar tubes, tools or night vision equipment you might have. Donations are welcome and appreciated.

by Rev. Speedy Geeker January 31, 2009

methamphetafiend

a person addicted to methamphetamine/speed

Look at that nigga's teeth. He's a methamphetafiend.

by ashanti hotdog June 27, 2008

Mathamphetamine

Adderall that you take to help you know stuff you don't know. Usually before a test you didn't study for.

I got a hundred on my test thanks to these mathamphetamines

by Busta C June 11, 2009

Bethamphetamine

Only the sweetest and cutest girl to walk the planet. Beth is known to like sushi, Kid Dracula and Ninja Gaiden. She also has inhuman driving abilities, known to go thousands of miles without ever blinking. Beth loves piano, and owns an electric guitar, which is really one of the coolest things any girl can own.

Beth will never take my cat alive, except maybe to play with for a while.

by <3 <3 September 2, 2004

Methylene-dioxy-N-methylamphetamine

ecstasy.

Methylene-dioxy-N-methylamphetamine is a very long word.

by ally penis head May 8, 2010

methamphetimites

A hallucination where the victim sees insects ..Brought on by sleep deprivation and meth use this terrifying paranoid delusion creates preoccupation seeing, avoiding, and removing these invasive creatures. At worst victims have been know to pick at skin in attempt to remove these perceived insects

Charles has been up way too long and believes he has bugs in his hair and apartment. he doesn't realize they aren't real, they are just methamphetimites.

That cracked out bitch picked her face for hours last night trying to get the bugs out!! Girl stop ..those methamphetimtes are a construct of your sleep deprived mind!!

by ian blackfire July 30, 2012

methamphetameme

A meme portraying methamphetamine and the use there of.......

I was so bored last night that I took a picture of my girlfriend hitting the meth bong and posted it on the Internet in the form of a methamphetameme

by LemmeF1ndOut January 16, 2021