When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.
The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?
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The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
by Le Esquire May 28, 2009
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