Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet
by primalzer February 28, 2004
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also known as "kick the shit out of"
also known as "kick the shit out of"
by Bulldog6 March 1, 2009
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1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"
2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"
3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"
3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
by magicrob69 September 13, 2010
Get the medieval fireplace mug.When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
by Trabe An January 27, 2007
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"Would you be interested in reading this medievalistic novel?"
"We saw a medievalistic movie the other night."
"We saw a medievalistic movie the other night."
by Gustav Adolphus III December 9, 2008
Get the Medievalistic mug.The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.
Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.
by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006
Get the Medieval massacre mug."Medieval mentality" is a term given to a man's view of dating, relationships, and marriage, in a positive and "Medieval" context. It is derived from the perceptions of a modern man of the 21st century who looks upon Medieval Europe with admiration, believing chivalry was of utmost importance in relations with the opposite at the time. He feels such qualities of chivalry are lacking in today's world, and he wants to apply those same values to his own relationships.
Medieval mentality includes not only winning the heart of your significant other, but also earning the respect and admiration from the significant other's family. Having this mindset means you see your relationship as much more than what it appears at face value. One with medieval mentality views his newly formed romantic relation of strategic importance, be it social, political, or economic. He sees his relationship as a uniting of clans, tribes, etc. in which both parties will mutually benefit.
Medieval mentality includes not only winning the heart of your significant other, but also earning the respect and admiration from the significant other's family. Having this mindset means you see your relationship as much more than what it appears at face value. One with medieval mentality views his newly formed romantic relation of strategic importance, be it social, political, or economic. He sees his relationship as a uniting of clans, tribes, etc. in which both parties will mutually benefit.
Turku: Great news, my girlfriend's family treats me as one of their own. I have earned high status among them being the ultimate gentleman. One day they will entrust me to look after their estate.
Tampere: Dude, you have medieval mentality.
Turku: I know, it's totally awesome.
Tampere: Dude, you have medieval mentality.
Turku: I know, it's totally awesome.
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