Meatus

A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.

That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on

by Mr.wiseguy93 November 13, 2018

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!

by Count Fistula May 2, 2005

mellus

A cool sufisticated adventurous individual who loves his laptop and games. Is a sports fanatic who is proud and often funny. Smart beyond proportions and a maths guru

Mellus is a lord

by raskgod November 19, 2016

melusitant

Its a nigger in a freezer

Theres a nigger in the freeeezeeer (melusitant)

by MOMINAMENT April 7, 2021

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.

Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

by yolweneg May 17, 2021

Meatus

The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.

"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"

"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"

by TrollAnus January 7, 2015