Cock mullett

When you shave your junk, short up top long on the balls.

Boy one: touch my cock Mullett
Boy 2: I love me a cock mullett.

by Cockmonkey2 September 16, 2011

millenial mullett

haircut - featuring razor cut sides and or crown spikes and a streak of long (usually highlighted) hair at the back for the emo look or medium length feathery layers and a sweep of long bangs brushed to one side for the preppy but edgy types

Tom Kaulitz, Pete Wentz, and Zac Efron
would span the spectrum of the millenial mullett.

by stewlala April 15, 2009

melleatspissfordinner

an amazing person

melleatspissfordinner is amazing
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by williamzero June 27, 2021

rock the sheep mullett

holla---that completely and totally rocked. that is intense. highest level of cool.

That bus driver's mullett is insane...but it doesn't quite surpass rocking the sheep mullett

by cdizzle November 12, 2004

mellet

karl mellan. add the words MELLAN and MULLET together. et voila- MELLET! haha! mellet you fucking fag. away and fuck some guy.

my GOD mellet is gay!

by shane March 23, 2004

Millette

A rat and a whale

“lets go to the zoo to see the millettes” Tim said to Yozzlin

by Dankerson333 April 21, 2021

Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.

You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

by smdbish April 20, 2011