A Mekenzie is a girl that can give you the ultimate gawk-gawk-9000. A Mekenzie’s knees are always bruised as she is on them, 23/6. A Mekenzie will become, and always remain the best suck you’ve ever had.
Ex.
Guy 1- Dude this girls a total Mekenzie.
Guy 2- Really how so?
Guy 1- Last night she tied her feet to the ceiling fan and gave me the ultimate vaccum 9000 i’m never going back!
Guy 2- Once you choose a Mekenzie the sucks’ a frenzy!
Guy 1- Dude this girls a total Mekenzie.
Guy 2- Really how so?
Guy 1- Last night she tied her feet to the ceiling fan and gave me the ultimate vaccum 9000 i’m never going back!
Guy 2- Once you choose a Mekenzie the sucks’ a frenzy!
by StifflerIsMyDad November 23, 2021
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She's bubbly loveable.. fun to be around no matter where or when..will make you laugh even on your worst days! Big bright blue eyes and blonde hair. She has little to none common sense so the definition "Blonde" explains her all to well. Always exciting to have her around.! Country girl with boots and jeans, even a can of grizzly in the back pocket! When she clean-up she's stunning! Awesome personality killer bod under her tom-boy look. Can't handle her alcohol so she don't party but when she does she's center of attention..can I say Double D's.
She's bubbly loveable.. fun to be around no matter where or when..will make you laugh even on your worst days! Big bright blue eyes and blonde hair. She has little to none common sense so the definition "Blonde" explains her all to well. Always exciting to have her around.! Country girl with boots and jeans, even a can of grizzly in the back pocket! When she clean-up she's stunning! Awesome personality killer bod under her tom-boy look. Can't handle her alcohol so she don't party but when she does she's center of attention..can I say Double D's.
Teacher: could anyone explain what a virgin is..?
McKenzley: pick me, pick me
Teacher: looking all around the Sex Ed. class room..ok "Mckenzley"...
McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️
McKenzley: pick me, pick me
Teacher: looking all around the Sex Ed. class room..ok "Mckenzley"...
McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️
by Mimi life June 11, 2022
Get the McKenzley mug.Dingy blonde with big blue eyes..will always make you laugh no matter what shit show of a day you had! Full of life bubbly and loves people! Tomboyesh boots and jeans, but when she cleans up she's stunning 😍 can I say Double D's.. true definition of "Blonde". With little to none common sense! Will keep you laughing so if you ever find a McKenzley short: kenz/kenzley you will love to have her around. One of them chicks you'll fall in love with! Center of attention due to her awesome personality, blonde roots.. never knowing whats next or what she's going to say!
Teacher of Sex Ed class: can anyone explain what a Virgin is..
McKenzley: with her hand raised pick me, pick me
Teacher: looks all around the room first then picks McKenzley
McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️ with lots of confidence behind every word
McKenzley: with her hand raised pick me, pick me
Teacher: looks all around the room first then picks McKenzley
McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️ with lots of confidence behind every word
by Mimi life June 11, 2022
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She always knows how to light up your day despite struggling with her own problems.
She always knows how to light up your day despite struggling with her own problems.
by namedafterawheat July 17, 2023
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Mekinzee is so sweet
by kaylaT November 19, 2023
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