methodist axe

A specific type of axe, These have two cutting faces, hence the axe being called two faced. Used by lumberjacks in competions.

joe pass me that methodist axe, this spruce block is nottier than my girlfriend.

by Drillboss June 19, 2019

Crystal Methodist

A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".

"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"

by Optimal11 December 14, 2013

Methodist Girls' School

All-girls school in Singapore. Methodist, as the name suggests. School, but also known as a second home.
As the school cheer goes, title of "best school in SG" probably goes to this one. Will drive you insane from studying but will also be the place where all your best memories are made.

Methodist Girls' School? You mean the school where half the school population is painfully straight and the other half is painfully gay?

by sleepy, confused and bi August 1, 2023

geylang methodist school

Teachers there sucks. Never bring hw then they confiscate phone for whole week. School is full of cb. Force students go for useless programs.

Imagine going to geylang methodist school lol

by HentaiIsCool August 21, 2021

Fairfield methodist secondary

Wah damn jialat got a lot of fake people in this school that will talk shit about you even tho u did nothing and the teachers are just a pain in the ass always bias towards their students

eh u from Fairfield methodist secondary ah chey no wonder

by urmaderopendah August 22, 2021

Fairfield methodist Secondary

Half of the people in Fairfield methodist secondary are toxic and immature if you are close with them they will backstab you and spread rumours even tho you did nothing. i don’t understand them like daddy chill get some help

beck:Did you go to Fairfield methodist secondary ?
johnson:wah piang u calling me toxic ah

by urmaderopendah August 22, 2021

Methodist

A "METHodist" is someone to engages in the use of Methamphetamine. If a dealer is trying to be discreet and find customers without reveal outright that he's a dealer, he'll ask "so, you a Methodist?", if they are a meth-head, in this part of the world, they'll know what he/she means and respond accordingly.

Dealer: "Hey man, you a Methodist?"
Meth-head: "Yeah dude. I'll take a 1/2 gram"

by M4RKz October 1, 2011